Pat, Pat, Pat...

She was terribly sad, 
so she sat
on the corner of the mat
trying not to go mad
about Pat, 
who wanted his own path
in their life as a pack. 
Yes, they were a couple,
they lived in a bubble,
but they were in trouble;
every day was a struggle.
That's why she was sad
and she sat on the mat...
And then she saw a rat,
that run into a hole
as big as a mole.
She looked through it,
saw the rat with its kid
and whispered like this:
"Hey, Rat! Have you seen Pat?
'Cause I can't rest in peace
till I know what he feels."
The rat said: "Babe,
I'm just eating this grape...
Go ask the cat, 
maybe they've had a chat!"
So she thanked him and left.
She climbed up the steps
and found the cat
licking his butt.
"Cat, have you seen Pat?"
"Maybe I have, 
maybe I have not..."
"You'll tell me,
or I'll call the dog.
Kitty, have you seen my sweetie?"
"Fine, he's right out the door..."
"Thanks!" And she left tuna on the floor.
When she went outside
she got surprised
'cause she found Pat,
with a cowboy hat, 
saying: "What d'you think of that?
I made a pact 
with a cowboy lad:
we can use his saloon
on our honeymoon!
Marry me, please."
And he got down on his knees.


(= (R)